Stole from ~OneHornWingedOtter
Aiight. Let's do this.
Randomizer used: [link]

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Glalie
Um, HELLZ yeah.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Ekans
*gives Rattata under the table*

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Seel
THAT should be fun.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Mightyena
Aw shit. Better gtfo of the country…

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Roserade
Pretty but full of thorns. So she'd be a backstabber.

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Nidorino
<3333333

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Wynaut
Yep. Definitely wouldn't have worked out.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Nidoran male
AHAHAHAAAA my boyfriend's little brother??? 0.0

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Tirtouga
I wouldn't have it any other way. <3

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Venonat
GET OUT OF MY CHEESECAKE OR FACE THE FLY SWATTER

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Munna
?! DAAAAWWWWWW helooOOOOO little guy!!!!

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Fraxure
oh GodJesus

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Tympole.
…?! Da fuck, fishface?

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Muk
YEP. Never liked that massive purple blob of toxins. SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!!!

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Ninetails
BAD. ASS.

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Haunter
YESSSSSSSSS best story teller EVER!!!

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Donphan
This would be so much fun to take for a walk. *people stare* "Why are you walking a TIRE?!"

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Goldeen
Not creepy at all?

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Alakazam
Silly psychic Pokemon!

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Carnivine
Oh. Hai there, would you like to eat something that ISN'T ME???? *runs*

HA, this was funnnnnn