Stole from ~OneHornWingedOtter
Aiight. Let's do this.
Randomizer used: [link]
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Um, HELLZ yeah.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
*gives Rattata under the table*
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
THAT should be fun.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Aw shit. Better gtfo of the country
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Pretty but full of thorns. So she'd be a backstabber.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Yep. Definitely wouldn't have worked out.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
AHAHAHAAAA my boyfriend's little brother??? 0.0
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
I wouldn't have it any other way. <3
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
GET OUT OF MY CHEESECAKE OR FACE THE FLY SWATTER
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
?! DAAAAWWWWWW helooOOOOO little guy!!!!
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
?! Da fuck, fishface?
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
YEP. Never liked that massive purple blob of toxins. SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!!!
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
YESSSSSSSSS best story teller EVER!!!
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
This would be so much fun to take for a walk. *people stare* "Why are you walking a TIRE?!"
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Not creepy at all?
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Silly psychic Pokemon!
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Oh. Hai there, would you like to eat something that ISN'T ME???? *runs*
HA, this was funnnnnn